John Roach

Roach: I want to be bored silly

After much thinking, musing and pondering, I have come to the realization that I want just one thing from our next commander in chief: I want to be bored.

Well, it’s nearly time to vote. And there’s no better time to decide what I want from our next president over the next four years.

Roach: Dumb and Dumber

"I wonder daily when and how we became so profoundly stupid."

"I wonder daily when and how we became so profoundly stupid."

Roach: Shelter from the storm

In times of turmoil, it is difficult to see the full story. But then it hits you: The chaos is the story.

In times of turmoil, it is difficult to see the full story. But then it hits you: The chaos is the story.

Roach: That word

Lately, Madison has had some issues with the N-word.

Lately, Madison has had some issues with the N-word.

Roach: The switch to remote Fridays

A few weeks ago, we made a modest change in our business

A few weeks ago, we made a modest change in the way our little creative shop does business.

Roach: The men of the ice

The following email was sent last November to a select group of Chicago men.

The following email was sent last November to a select group of Chicago men.

Roach: Heavenly peace

My understanding of Christmas has morphed.

As chronicled previously in this space, my relationship with Christmas is uneasy. 

Roach: Fly away home

Madison is being considered as a base for the F-35

There is change coming to America’s military capabilities.

Roach: Animal instinct

It's been a couple of years since we surrendered our family pooch, a border collie mix named Philip Seymour Dog, aka Philly.

John Roach's parting words to Nails' Tales

Donald Lipski's Nails' Tales is going away

They have taken action. After guarding the western gateway to the University of Wisconsin–Madison campus and Camp Randall for 14 years, Nails' Tales is going away. The powers that be have decided to remove Donald Lipski's statue after its gig overlooking Badger football Saturdays.

Roach: Double standards in the news industry

Pressure on a woman's appearance is constant

As news anchors deliver breathless updates or sage counsel, I find myself distracted, not by the information I am receiving, but by a fundamental injustice I am seeing.

Roach: On the wing

In all the clutter, there are gems to be found

Yet in all the clutter, there are gems to be found. 

Roach: a boomer's plea

Ah yes. Another month of national turmoil.

People — we do not need another old-ass president.

Roach: Econ 101

Leaders of UW–Stevens Point made seismic waves

It’s not often that folks in Madison pay attention to the happenings in Stevens Point, but this past month was different.

Roach: Airplane mode

Pondering the use of Facebook

By now it is no secret that Facebook, Twitter and Instagram were weaponized for use against our own nation and political process.

Roach: Stranger in the night

A raccoon invaded the attic of John Roach's home

At 3 a.m., when sleep is the deepest ... BOOM! THUD! MOVEMENT! THUD! BIG SCURRYING! 

Roach: Friday night fights

Edgewood high school never plays on its home field

Since 1881, the Crusaders of Edgewood have never played a Friday night game on their home field.