The Spam Report: Day #92: " PAYMENT NOTIFICATION FROM FBI URGENT"
Good morning everyone,
Sorry about missing yesterday, but it was a rather busy day in my world. I apologize.
I'm back today wiith a vengeance. You may remember our past discussions about confusing with details, the goal of every good scammer. They want to sound authoritative enough so you believe them, but vague enough so you can't wrap your arms around what they're saying exactly.
Have you ever tried to carry large amounts of sand from one spot to another for a castle your kids insist you need to build without getting it wet? I digress.
Anyhow, somehow the FBI is working with the Central Bank of Nigeria to give me $8.3 million that some woman named "Mr.s Joan C Bailey from OHIO" is also trying to get. If reading that sounds as crazy as it did to write that sentence, you understand what you need to do.
Just hit delete.
Have a great day.
From: MR SANUSI LAMIDO [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Saturday, February 15, 2014 5:00 AM
Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION FROM FBI URGENT RESPONSE NEED
ROBERT S. MUELLER
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.
We believe that this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) in conjunction with some other relevant investigation agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,300,000.00 (Eight million three hundred thousand united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.
Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) via email with the below information accordingly:
NAME: MR SANUSI LAMIDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Telephone: +234 7010954683.
Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed,so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.
To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.
FULL NAMES: __________________________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.
Robert S. Mueller
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
Telephone: +1845 382 9963