MY DESK: MADISON -

So, the viewer email featured in today's Spam Report comes from Marge A. and clearly, we have to question her.

I mean, here she is being offered millions of dollars made from her late husband the oil baron (think Beverly Hillbillies) by a cancer-stricken, dying woman she's never met who is "from USA", and yet, Marge has clearly violated the spirit of the single, small question Mrs. Elliot Jennifer Lynn has made of her: "Can you be trusted.." (Note, no question mark there, only two periods.)

Hopefully, the previous sentence reads ridiculously to you as the crazier the proposition, the less chance it has to be real.

Of course, I'm joking with Marge who was kind of enough to write this note in addition to sending us this email.

"Thought you might be interested in yet more scam emails being sent out? I always worry someone might get caught up in these ridiculous scenarios and end up on the losing end.

"Thanks for taking the time to help by letting us send you these to review and maybe even track down the people who scam others."

Sorry, it's so hard to track those folks down, Marge. However, thanks to you and your fellow neighbors helping out, we can consider ourselves warned.

Just hit delete on this one if you get it.

Take care and have a great day.

Adam

From: "Mrs. Elliot Jennifer Lynn" <wilkes@intrstar.net>
Date: June 8, 2014 at 5:13:41 PM CDT
To: Recipients <wilkes@intrstar.net>
Subject:Can You Be Trusted..
Reply-To:frank1121@zipmail.com.br

I am Mrs. Elliot Jennifer Lynn from USA. I am married to Late Mr. Elliot Carl Edward of blessed memory who is an oil explorer in Libya Kuwait and Ghana for twelve years before he died in the year 2007. We were married for twelve years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I too have been battling with both Cancer and fibroid problems. When my late Husband was alive he deposited a substantial amount of money in millions of dollars with a bank in London UK

Recently, my doctor told me that I have only six months to live due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a charity/orphanage home or devoted God fearing individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want this organization or individual to use this money in all sincerity to fund charity homes (motherless homes), orphanages, and widows. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are into radical organization and I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy manner. Hence the reasons for this bold decision. Please, pray for me to recover, as your prayers will go a long way in uplifting my spirit.


I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always but will give you my number. I don't want them to know about this development. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you further directives on what to do and how to go about actualizing this project. I will also issue a letter of authority to the Bank authorizing them that the said fund Have being willed to you and a copy of such authorization will be forwarded to you. I want you to always pray for me. Any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for an organization or a devoted Individual for this same purpose. Until I hear from you by email; my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Remain blessed.

Mrs. Elliot Jennifer Lynn