I should have spent my weekend in prison rather than hiking Gov. Dodge State Park with the family. You see, I did not respond to the note posted below that stated if I didn't reply to it in 48 hours, the author would "assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down."

Apparently, I have two consignment boxes (Label No: 00445 And 00484) but I don't know where they are, only that "This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York."

The last time the United Nations General Assembly was meeting in New York was Sept. 24, 2013. I wasn't in New York then. Haven't been in New York in a while, sadly.

Maybe they realized this wasn't really me and that's why I haven't been arrested yet. Or likely, it's just a scam/spam that no one should fall for. I'm planning another remote hike later today just in case.

Just hit delete.

Have a great week.


-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:57 AM
Subject: Re: DELIVERY OF YOUR 2 CONSIGNMENT BOXES (Label No: 00445 And 00484

Department of Homeland Security - DHS

Office of International Affairs

The motto of HS is "Integrity, Courage, and Excellence

             In conjunction with

National Drug Law Enforcement Agency


PHONE: 401 227 5858

Attn Sir/Ma

Consignments Label No:  00445 And 00484.

Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And  5679334.

This is to remind you that if you fail to reply this email within 48hours we assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down and your consignments would be confiscated. The United Nations (UN) in conjunction with International Monetary Funds (IMF) has instructed the Homeland Security (HS) to release your consignment boxes that has been in our custody from diplomatic agent your rightful inheritance  This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York.  The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is responsible for ensuring the safety and security of the United States from terrorist attacks and other disasters.

Please note that the consignments are currently with us at our Office. To enable  confirm and verify the content of the parcel as yours, kindly reconfirm to us your full name, your contact address, telephone/fax number. Inform us if you where processing to receive any fund? If yes, what is the amount of Fund/cashier check/bank draft/ ATM CARD/ Consignment or money order you were processing to receive?

As soon as we hear from you, if the name and details on the consignment corresponds with your name and details as you will give us, we will contact you again for the verification and release of the parcel to you otherwise if the name and details you give us does not in any way correspond with the name on the parcel, we will not contact you again.

Failure to follow instruction will result confiscation of your consignments and you will be charged as Terrorist. A person convicted under this section will be subject to a fine of $20,000, or imprisonment of not more than five years .

Good luck and thanks for your cooperation.

Officer monica Clerk

Department of Homeland Security