What not to wear to work
Follow these tips to dress for success
You would think that putting together an office-appropriate wardrobe would be common sense, but we know from careful observation that this definitely isn't the case.
Of course, every occupation requires a different kind of wardrobe and some work environments are more casual than others, so we've chosen to focus on what not to wear to work at the average office job. While these rules don't apply to everyone (strippers or construction workers, for example), they certainly ring true for most jobs.
If you'd like to keep your job during these tough economic times, or even garner that big promotion, you've got to look the part (whether you like it or not).
To us, these are the top five work wardrobe catastrophes to avoid.
First up, be sure to avoid a denim disaster ...
No. 5: Avoid wearing denim
Denim is OK for "Casual Friday" (employer permitting), but use caution when wearing jeans to work.
Modern jean styles include tight legs and low rises. Unless you're shaped like Kate Moss, you should never try to rock a pair of skinny jeans at work. And while you don't want to sport mom jeans, your boss isn't likely to be impressed by your whale tale.
This Friday, how about a pair of tasteful denim trousers? They say professional and trendy, but feel casual and comfy. Or dress down without resorting to denim with a pair of khaki trousers and a simple blouse or more casual dress shirt for the guys.
Finally, tasteful denim is OK for Friday, but don't commit this fashion crime during the rest of the workweek, and certainly NEVER wear jeans to a job interview (you might as well put "idiot" on your resume).
Next, this little piggy lost her job ...
No. 4: Be sure to wear the right shoes
Even if you've got a real shoe fetish, certain types of footwear should never make their way into the office.
Most notably, anything that shows off your toes. A slight peep-toe pump might be acceptable in some offices (although older generations might question its appropriateness), but flip-flops or Birkenstocks should never be a part of your work wardrobe.
Other major fashion footwear no-no's include sneakers, tennis shoes, clogs and Crocs.
Unless you're a nurse, save the Reeboks for the gym and opt for a nice classy pair of pumps or some sensible dress shoes. If you hoof it to work (great for your bod and the environment!), stash a pair of pumps or dress shoes in your shoulder bag and switch out your sneaks when you get to work.
Our next tip shows that you're better off leaving the lounging for home ...
No. 3: Leave workout clothes, loungewear at home
Workout gear and loungewear have regained popularity in recent years, but if your yoga pants make their way into your work cubicle, you're going to have a problem.
Loungewear might be fine for the grocery store and running errands (although celebrity fashion experts Clinton Kelly and Stacy London would definitely call it criminal), but it's never acceptable for the office (we don't care where you work).
Even "Casual Friday" should never get that casual.
A good rule of thumb for casual wear at work: If you wear it to the gym or to bed, you should never wear it to the office.
We fully support stopping at the gym on the way home from work, but you'd better need to change your clothes!
Our next tip is based off the idea that less is more ...
No. 2: Keep accessories, makeup to a minimum
Unless you're part of Lady Gaga's entourage, your work wardrobe shouldn't contain wacky accessories or costume pieces.
For the office, keep accessories and makeup to a minimum. Some industries, such as fashion or beauty, may allow for more experimentation with trendy looks, but most require a more sophisticated approach.
Avoid jewelry that is overly loud (physically or visually), and (unless you moonlight as a clown) keep your makeup subtle and classy. When it comes to makeup for the workplace, think "old Hollywood glam" at the very most and never ever venture into punk rock for the office.
If you want to look appropriate and trendy, make sure your accessories are not only sophisticated but also in season.
Finally, take some advice from fashion icon Coco Chanel and "before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off."
Last up, as yourself what would your mother say?
No. 1: Rethink that skimpy outfit
What's the No. 1 rule of thumb for what not to wear to work? If a stripper would wear it to work, you shouldn't (unless of course you're a stripper).
Sure, modern fashion trends have made it acceptable to wear a lacy camisole under your blazer, but anything too revealing should never be worn in the workplace.
Just because Erin Brockovich pulled it off doesn't mean you should give it a try. Keeping your bits covered isn't just about making your office mates more comfortable; it can also potentially ward off unwanted advances. (And who has time for sexual harassment suits these days?)
Most important, by dressing tastefully, you're adopting a more professional image and may be better positioned for a raise or promotion. Of course, this doesn't mean that you have to dress for work from your grandmother's closet; just beware of showing too much skin at the office.
We can't speak for your job performance, but stick to these wardrobe guidelines, and we bet you'll be on the fast track to success. Or at the very least you won't hear yourself asking, "Would you like fries with that?" anytime soon.
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